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Thanks, Bob. I can use a few good laughs right now. 👍 This coming Monday is the last day for the foreseeable future that I’ll be allowed to access my NASA research laboratory because I’ve refused both the jabs AND new Covid testing rules that go into effect on Tuesday. My conscience will not allow me to take part in testing that has been used in so many ways to create and shape this false narrative. In other words, BLUE-PILL PILOTS of the narrative: "YOU CAN TAKE THIS SWAB AND SHOVE IT!"* (with apologies to Johnny Paycheck 😉)

Bob, your steady-as-a-rock example has been a true inspiration to me. Thank you!

*BTW, fellow Americans, it’s my understanding that ALL available Covid screening tests are experimental products (EUA), therefore it is ILLEGAL for anyone to coerce us to take them. Coercion, as in: “you can’t go to your workplace to do your normal job if you don’t take these tests”. Individually, the BLUE-PILL PIRATES of our freedom can pick us off. BUT NOT IF WE ALL STAND TOGETHER! 💪 CHD & ICAN & LC, will you help us with your legal experience and resources to fight these illegal testing mandates?

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Thank you and I am so sorry for the tyranny that has taken over

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I hope you are planning a major piece about the life and death of Dr. Luc Montagnier, a giant of molecular biology. I would not be surprised if this is completely memory-holed by the MSM

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/french-nobel-laureate-luc-montagnier-who-discovered-hiv-and-was-one-first-claim-covid-lab

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Oh my gosh! I had no idea he just died!

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Hang in there & stand strong 💪🏼

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Thanks for the encouragement!

I hope your human is as cute as you are!

…Oh, no my Queen-who-rules-the-house-with-an-iron-claw. 🐈 I was talking about you, of course. 😬

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Elon Musk might be looking for a few good rocket men 🥰

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Good thinking!

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Ironically, a project that is the primarily focus of my NASA work right now is directly supporting one of Elon’s SpaceX vehicles. 🙂

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I thought the federal mandates were stopped in the courts. How is this even legally happening?

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Ohh she is much cuter!😉

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Thanks for sharing your story Rocketman! It helps to be reminded that we are not alone in this struggle to stand for the principles our nation was founded on & that we wholeheartedly support even when it costs us a paycheck! I would rather be poor & still be able to look myself in the mirror each day knowing that I didn’t compromise my beliefs! I’m very grateful that my husband feels the same way I do! Best wishes to you & your family- I hope bigger & better doors will open for you!! 🚀 🇺🇸

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Thank you for the kind words and encouragement! It looks like we share a common faith. A truth from Ephesians has been in the forefront of my mind lately that “we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.” The “prepared in advance” part has really jumped out at me. Please pray that I would neither run ahead nor lag behind this prepared work.

BTW, The flowers in your profile pic are beautiful! But you wouldn’t expect otherwise from organic, would you? 😉

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GOD’s handiwork indeed!!! 1 Cor 2:9, “Eye has not seen nor heard, nor has it entered into the heart of man, the wonders that God has prepared for those who love (“agape’) Him.” Happy to pray for GOD’s merciful hand to guide you into His will!

* Thank you the flowers are called Mexican Sunflowers 🌻

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“…For to us God revealed them [the wonders] through the Spirit"!

* I thought they looked familiar. We grew a color variation of them a few years back. ¡Exquisitamente hermoso!

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You were made for such a time as this! Stand strong. Thank you for holding your ground.

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Frances, thank you from the bottom of my heart for those encouraging words. I am humbled to tears at your allusion to one of the bravest people in Scripture, Queen Esther. From a human perspective, its scary to hear the DHS talk of categorizing ‘mis- dis- and mal-information’ as domestic terrorism, and I feel like I may have a figurative bullseye painted on my back given the nature of my comment and the unbelievably encouraging 285 ‘likes’ (and counting!) in response from fellow readers. But as I just expressed in the comments over on Steve Kirsch’s Substack, my confidence in what is invisible and eternal is greater than my confidence in what is seen and temporary! https://stevekirsch.substack.com/p/mits-technology-review-owes-me-and/comment/5040760

Please pray for me as all of this plays out because I cannot do this on my own strength. Thank you!

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Ditto

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I'm not a lawyer but did a lot of contracts in my working days. I would take a one page contract to employers stating you will agree to tests and or "vaccines" if an officer of the company certifies that the test and or "vaccine" they insist you take is fully FDA approved. They will refuse and you should fully document their refusal. Their refusal to certify FDA approval may give you a legal position to pursue a remedy. At worst it creates a narrative that nobody will certify these products for safety.

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MS, thanks for the suggestion. However, I’m a federal employee so I think the only effective plan of action would be for a large organization with a winning track record in civil rights lawsuits, like CHD or ICAN or LC to lead the charge.

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For the legal side, yes, by all means groups with winning track records need to lead the charge. But don't underestimate the power of the narrative created by tens of thousands of refused contracts for certification of safety. Narratives are all the other side has, false ones no less, and look what they've accomplished with them.

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Good point! Thanks for your insights!

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Tactical wins versus strategic victory....its easy to get focused on the former at the expense of the latter. IMO the war is one of narratives. We win when truth is embodied as narratives. {edit} And Malone is doing a wonderful job at exactly that IMO. But we need other narratives to go with what he's doing. All jmo of course.

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Siri and Glimstad?

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A definite possibility! Aaron Siri seems to be incredibly sharp. I think the right place to begin is with my local worker’s union and go from there. They are still reacting to the overall rollout of these new testing rules and I haven’t had the chance to do any more than merely mention my thoughts on this to them. Thank you for the suggestion!

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Yes! I have been saying this for a long time now. We can’t go along with ANY mandates. We play their game and they win.

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Yes! And I believe that the testing issue has potential for big strategic wins because it’s clearly unlawful medical discrimination to mandate testing for ONLY asymptomatic unvaxxed people because you can’t scientifically divide high-risk vs. low risk (for spreading Covid) as unvaxxed vs. vaxxed by any stretch of the imagination. The ridiculousness of that idea seems to intensify almost daily with new medical insights as the blue-pill world continues to boost themselves into oblivion.

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Remember me? I am so sorry you have hit the brick wall of the federal idiocy. My retirement date is coming up in March and I intend to take whatever days I want off until then. I still haven't complied with the testing...but the nurses out with "covid colds" have made for a very uncomfortable staffing shortage in my facility. So as soon as this current mess is over they will begin the inquisition to decide whose mandates are "legitimate". It would seem incredibly shortsighted of the administration to eliminate nurses (and where I work probably 40% of staff have filed an exemption) but no matter how many times over the last two years I have shouted "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS" the next day there is something else. My next "sick day" will be on the 19th when DR Ryan Cole, and DR Malone are heading a seminar in Boise. I can't wait for this 'vaccine' against the disease that is really infecting our nation...Fascism. God bless you for your integrity. I will pray for you.

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Like I’m gonna just up and forget a fellow jab resistor in the federal fam just like that?! 🙂 (though I DO forget which article comments. Actually I forgot which Substack, Steve’s or Jessica’s? 😳 I usually file away a few comment notification emails as reminders, but I must have hit ‘delete’ instead of ‘move’ or something…)

Congratulations on your upcoming retirement!

40% exemption requests? ROFL 🤣. Because NASA has this rep for brimming with brainy people. But we’re 90% fully vaxxed! Now we know where the REAL brains of the federal government are! How come THAT’S not a metric in the annual federal workplace satisfaction survey?! Oh wait. I think I might know the answer. Never mind… 😉

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So you’re saying that the ‘Collealle Early Treatment Protocol’ for a ‘Covid cold’ calls for taking two of the biggest red pills out there at the same time? 🙂 Let us all know how well that works! 😉. Wow, wish I could be there!

THANK YOU FOR THE PRAYERS!

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So far both insanity and lawlessness have ruled. Things may be coming to a head as Dr. Malone said on the Dana Show that the rulers are becoming desperate. Desperate people do desperate things.

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Can you file a discrimination complaint with OSHA?

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Thanks for the suggestion, Heather. I think such a complaint would be with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commision (EEOC) for my situation as a federal employee. One nice thing is that in the federal government, we have a whole organization of well-trained people dedicated to such things and I expect that it will prove to be very helpful since as a research scientist, I usually think about very different things than all of this!

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BTW, your bio just gave me a needed chuckle. Thanks!

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RESPECT!!!

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Hey, Collealle, my favorite federal nurse! Good to hear from you. Thanks for the kind word!

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"Two weeks to flatten the curve" is really funny. I guess, what goes around, comes around!

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Yes my favourite too.

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Priceless roundup.

I still can’t get over the pantyhose “story.” Pretty soon, people will be wearing them Nicolas Cage–style while conducting their standard shop[lift]ing trips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lixII1thTO4

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It was from the CDC!!!!!!!! I remember it!!

https://twitter.com/TessaMakesLove/status/1360070137362206722

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🤣 Even less reliable, then 🤣

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But I remember rubbing my eyes back then when the CDC (!!!!!!) brought up putting pantyhose on your face. I mean it's pretty hard to shock us nowadays but...

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Well, pantyhose does have its advantages. When you tape on your mask, it hurts to pull off the tape. 🥴

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Medical scientists advise that dancing around with a lampshade on your head will not work. (Darn it!)

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Has this been peer reviewed ? 😂

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This was a real story????

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But you also must stuff cotton padding in any gaps to get a complete seal, according to the study.

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As Dr. Malone notes, it was from a VICE article. Not that they can be considered real journalism ;-)

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I can not stop laughing! As a farmer, I am giving my vote to the last one. I think I'll go spray paint it on my Guernseys today.

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Thank you, Dr. Malone most of all for your humanity and humility. Your fiercely truthful and measured presentation of the facts backed with data analysis are kryptonite to this cabal of greed heads who are committing crimes against humanity for profit. We all must use your example of calm sound leadership with a relenting presentation of current published scientific evidence and available data to all our fellow citizens and the political leaders that are either indoctrinated or just lying. If enough of us have the courage of the Canadien Truckers and speak out calmly with fact to our fellow citizens in our churches, businesses, and social circles we can slay this corporate monster. It starts individually, then we can become a force multiplier that the political corporatocracy cannot overcome. Truth gives us Herculean power. Like Hercules will kill slay the 9 headed corporate hydra monster

Cheers Sir

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Well said! (but you mean ‘UNrelenting presentation’, right?)

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I stand corrected. Thank you Rocketman. A good editor is worth a million likes

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Indeed. A fellow lover of well-chosen words, I see! Would you like the number of my ‘like’ account so you can make the deposit? But seriously, I love this Substack ‘red-pill’ community and the way everyone helps and supports each other! 👍

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There’s half the truth in every joke but the chickens joke is nothing but the truth.

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Trucker: just 2 weeks to flatten the curve!🤣🤣🤣

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Well sir, I am a Meme guy. I'm not a Meme Scientist or anything, just a humble practitioner, an artisan baker of some of the tastiest and most thoughtful fresh media blintzes on the rack, BUT

I must say that your meme hand is certainly strong. Enjoying satirical and artfully joined pictures and text is cathartic, and quite mentally beneficial considering these brave new times in which we find ourselves, and I just wanted to thank you for utilizing them.

Whether you made them fresh, or stole them fresh like I used to do, and still do often when they are really hot and sweet, and they are just begging to be taken right then and there, and just shared so hard that...

Like I said, I'm a Meme guy so, my appreciation borders on abuse sometimes but I can stop anytime I want and... wait. Can you not post memes inside this comment thread box..? Oh. Damn. Well that's rude. I really need to go post some Memes about this so, Keep Up The Great Work That You Do Do. And yay! Memes

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[in fake British accent] I’m sorry sir, we are too intellectual here at Substack for silly cartoons. [end fake accent].*

So meet you over at Telegram or Gab to look over your fresh memes? 🙂

* Just teasing, Substack creators. 😉. We love it here and are grateful for your commitment to open dialogue and free speech, even when pressured by the CCDH.**

** CCDH = Center for Creating Desperate Hogwash. Or something like that, I’m always getting that mixed up… 🙄

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A comment Like from America's Medical Conscience is an honor sir. Ordo ab chao

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Thank you! 🤣 So sad that these are actually funny.

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Dr. Malone, you're the best even bringing us these hilarious funnies. Thank you! I heard the mayor of Ottawa chiding the truckers for shutting down the city's businesses and preventing people from leaving their homes!!! REALLY mrs.mayor????

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That’s just TOO funny! 🤣

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With respect to Trudeau's claim "we'll do whatever is necessary to end the blockade", clearly he won't. The whole thing would resolve the second he drops the mandates, but he refuses. So what he's really saying is "we'll do whatever is necessary to impose our will"...

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Thank you for the friday funnies... 😂 I'm waiting to see the ones wearing the pantyhose and there will be some 🤦‍♀️

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I have one. I wish I could share... these damn weak words of mine without thier Pictures as foundation... lol Wait. I can share!

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Pantyhose manufacturers see big drop in profits as nobody goes out anymore. How can we make some more sales?

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😂🤣😂 THANK YOU!! Those are all awesome- I have sent them out to my little group of humans. You and La Doctora are most appreciated for leading the charge in this fight against the madness. As for the loss of your beloved Aura, she is waiting for you on the other side. ❤️ what a beautiful dog!

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WEF cartoon is very real. Thx

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I will vote for the Amish protest. Being Protestant I have no inclinations, but have never met an Amish or Mennonite person I couldn’t get along with and genuinely like many. They are learning how politics works and that is a good thing.

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