I love that as they were lowering the pillow to his head he was telling them about the saving grace of the Lord. It had to be a full on Jonah moment! Props to the pillow man.
I so LOVE these! Especially the award to the unvaccinated (LOL'd my un-v'd a off). Gull on no gulls sign made me laugh even more. What joy these bring... Thank you!
At midnight, Jill and I said good bye to a wonderful friend who has been visiting with his kids at the farm. 4:00 AM we were driving to make a flight to Las Vegas for an event. The plane didn't have the paid internet working - so the funnies couldn't get done until we hit the hotel at 11:00 AM Vegas time. Hence the delay.
After 2.5 yrs, I finally caught COVID. Hurray for natural immunity! My fever broke this morning (i'm using FLCCC protocol). Thanks for the laughs, as always, Dr. Malone.
Yes- getting into the fight, lighting the match is probably more important than stepping away. Stepping away at the individual level when conflicts emerge, getting in there and doing stuff - that is what matters.
I've been in background working with another scientist--to support and assist in publishing papers on Ivermectin in C19, and the spike protein's interaction with red blood cells. There has been success but I have witnessed 1st hand the astonishing political desk rejects and nonsensical delays. I followed JJ Couey and Chris Martenson online from beginning days, and searched for an outlet to use my research and manuscript preparation skills, and found it in a local colleague. "Under the Radar" could be book about the many people working in that obscure tier.
Your willingness to be out in full public along with your wife, taking the brunt of the punishment will always be deeply appreciated and I am certain honored in the enduring legends of history.
Grand slam Doc, The pillow guy is my home town Conservative Minnesota Mike.
If the FBI snatched his phone and was thinking by sifting thru it, they'd find some dirty laundry to toss the media a bone, well pillow talk is for lovers. You have to look a lot lower to uncover some.
I look forward to your funnies, doc. They always give me a chuckle. And sometimes even a snort laugh (replacing coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have in your life). Thank you :)
Love it, love it, love it. The first one, the FBI smothering the My Pillow guy is a gem.
I love that as they were lowering the pillow to his head he was telling them about the saving grace of the Lord. It had to be a full on Jonah moment! Props to the pillow man.
I so LOVE these! Especially the award to the unvaccinated (LOL'd my un-v'd a off). Gull on no gulls sign made me laugh even more. What joy these bring... Thank you!
The wife and I in agreement this the best set yet. Felt strong affinity for that certificate. We never got the bloody thing because:
1. The bug soon did not appear dangerous enough to warrant the risk of taking an entirely new, virtually untested experimental "vaccine".
2. There is no number 2
And the banana republic-peel one was priceless
Considering framing that certificate and hanging it in the home office where Zoom calls take place. Maybe put a lion in each of the lower corners.
Hi Dr. Ma-Lion!
By switching to Friday Funnies in the morning, you can increase your joy by at least 87%!
At midnight, Jill and I said good bye to a wonderful friend who has been visiting with his kids at the farm. 4:00 AM we were driving to make a flight to Las Vegas for an event. The plane didn't have the paid internet working - so the funnies couldn't get done until we hit the hotel at 11:00 AM Vegas time. Hence the delay.
Do you ever sleep, Dr. Malone?
Sometimes I think not... Seriously, lots of power naps after an all nighter seem to work but sometimes - it it tough.
Excuses, excuses...what's next, the dog ate your homework? "The hotel"...right. Everybody knows you guys went straight to the club ;)
It's always morning somewhere!
Ca to Texas is awesome and sadly so very true.
This is why I look at the I 35 corridor and truly fear for Texas
After 2.5 yrs, I finally caught COVID. Hurray for natural immunity! My fever broke this morning (i'm using FLCCC protocol). Thanks for the laughs, as always, Dr. Malone.
Ha ha ha ha Hollywood
Ha ha ha ha Hollywood
Ha ha ha ha Hollywood
Hollywood’s gone awful green these days
If you listen to all the stars
Well, they sure are busy recycling scripts
While blowing up all those cars
Stick that round peg in a square slot
Oh, it’s a fam-iliar routine
Then they break out the inkblots
And ask you what they mean
But they don’t know what’s true
Anymore than you or I do
And those shrinks, they haven’t a clue
What the sky looks like to me or you
Wait, which guy?!!!
Entertain your visions in seclusion
They’ll call it a raving mad delusion
But get enough other kooks to join in
And all of a sudden they call it a religion
I’m a tad mad batty I must admit
Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?
Well, life’s a joke and we’re the butts
So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts
Always the offbeat oddballs
On the cusp of innovation
Say, maybe losing your marbles
Is the real secret of salvation
They say madness turns to genius
After fermenting for a generation
So in twenty years, more or less
We’ll redeem your certification
Oh, we’ve gone Gonzo Bonkers
The Coo-Coo done flew over
Ten miles off our rockers
And running rings around our keepers
Entertain your visions in seclusion
They’ll call it a raving mad delusion
Get enough other kooks to join in
And all of a sudden they call it a religion
I’m a tad mad batty I must admit
Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?
Oh, life’s a joke and we’re the butts
So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts
They say that I should abide the law
Not sure I get the point
Of abiding uniformed bandits
Out to stick hippies in the joint
We’re supposed to all feel terrorized
Let them rifle through our rights
But what causes me insecurity
Is getting groped to catch a flight
And it’s the greatest emergency
If the bankers don’t get paid
The sky will tumble upon us all
If their bonuses are delayed
Talk about conspiracies
And they’ll label you confused
Everyone’s got a conspiracy theory
Fluoride, vaccines, the chem-trail blues
Lizard people or the Illuminati
Yes, the details are a little spotty
When psy-ops masquerade as news
The only question is whose
Channel you choose
Entertain your visions in seclusion
They’ll call it a raving mad delusion
But get enough other kooks to join in
And all of a sudden they call it a religion
I’m a tad mad batty I must admit
Why deny it if the straitjacket fits?
Yes, life’s a joke and we’re the butts
So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts
https://icthruit.substack.com/p/gonzo-bonkers
https://airliftunderground.bandcamp.com/track/gonzo-bonkers
I love the “stepping away”funny . So true! The Certificate of Achievement funny is great.
Probably the most important take away, to remember the role and power of just one individual.
Yes- getting into the fight, lighting the match is probably more important than stepping away. Stepping away at the individual level when conflicts emerge, getting in there and doing stuff - that is what matters.
I've been in background working with another scientist--to support and assist in publishing papers on Ivermectin in C19, and the spike protein's interaction with red blood cells. There has been success but I have witnessed 1st hand the astonishing political desk rejects and nonsensical delays. I followed JJ Couey and Chris Martenson online from beginning days, and searched for an outlet to use my research and manuscript preparation skills, and found it in a local colleague. "Under the Radar" could be book about the many people working in that obscure tier.
Your willingness to be out in full public along with your wife, taking the brunt of the punishment will always be deeply appreciated and I am certain honored in the enduring legends of history.
Grand slam Doc, The pillow guy is my home town Conservative Minnesota Mike.
If the FBI snatched his phone and was thinking by sifting thru it, they'd find some dirty laundry to toss the media a bone, well pillow talk is for lovers. You have to look a lot lower to uncover some.
A good laugh does wonders! Thank you!
I look forward to your funnies, doc. They always give me a chuckle. And sometimes even a snort laugh (replacing coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have in your life). Thank you :)
I actually really laughed at the coffee one !
Thank you for the laughs! The truth is the most humorous thing we know.
Love the achievement Certificate Dr. Malone, we need a high res version to print and mount on the wall.
BOY ANT... Too funny, I almost blew my beer out my nose on that one 🤣😁