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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chi…
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
KARL MARX: No single chicken built that road.
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Edit: The above was found on a joke site with no attribution, thanks to SurfingUSA for providing it: https://mikerowe.com/2021/08/off-the-wall-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road
BOB DOLE: That's a good honest hardworking chicken. His taxes built that road, why shouldn't he cross it?
RON PAUL: The government shouldn't be in the business of building roads. If the chicken wants a road to cross, he needs to build it himself.
SOCRATES: I know that I do not know why the chicken crossed that road.
MLK: We should never judge a chicken by the road he chooses to cross, but by the way in which he crosses it.
EUCLID: Was the road made to specifications?
PYTHAGORAS: The chicken crossed that road at that time to get his soul to the "other side."
KENNEDY: The chicken chose to cross that road, not because it was easy, but because it was hard.
KLAUS SCHWAB: Zat chicken owns nothing, not even zat road, and is happy.
FAUCI: the chicken crossed the road to be a good citizen and take the jab.
FAUCI: (six months later) I never recommended that the chicken cross the road.
The chicken needs to stay 6 feet apart from all other chickens, while hes on the road
Walenski: CDC guidance advises that chickens only cross roads during rush hour.
Whoa....accurate.
Harvested by restaurants to make Hot 'n' Spiky wings.
MY FANTASY: Sure, you can have chicken, or a Big Mac, or a nice steak instead of chicken, you can eat whatever you want cuz it's YOUR last meal. Then Francis Collins and Rochelle on Tuesday.
I'm told there was an obnoxious chicken farmer not far from here who got his comeuppance. He used to play cruel practical jokes on his birds. For instance, he'd walk past the coops, pretending to be on the phone with the Colonel, who was on his way and 30 minutes out. Or he'd grab eggs right out from under the hens and start juggling. Or make paper airplanes with the profile of a hawk, and send them sailing overhead. I haven't heard any further news about him since some vengeful masked roosters reportedly jumped him and gave him an attitude adjustment.
A chicken farmer was found dead near his coop.
Police suspect fowl play.
The beak marks tell the grim tale. There's an APB out, complete with description of the suspects' comb and wattles.
hahaha, that's hilarious.
Zee bugs are better on the other side. Haha
Nice!
Joe Biteme Biden:
The chicken was the copilot on my uncles plane, and was eaten by cannibal chickens, after the crash landing in New Guinea
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because, if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans,
Damn
It’s too early to laugh like this
The Katz are giving me funny looks
I know it’s early ‘cause I had to read thru it 2x
I got into stupid dad jokes last year, I was telling them to patients in post op, now they bring them in with them.
Lady at my Docs office yesterday told me that one.
It is nice telling jokes, that I don't have to look over my shoulders, TWICE, before telling.
Old chicken rd joke.
Why did the chicken cross the rd?
To far to walk around.
oooh oooh
I am on a roll.
Happy POETS Day.
Every Friday is poets day.
You know, Piss On Everything, Tomorrows Saturday.
Dad jokes - good on ya.
Dad jokes: kind of a right of passage and a cycle of life. When our kiddos are young, "dad jokes" are funny, then somewhere along the way they lose their magic; then, and I hope I live long enough to hear (and my son escapes the family curse of losing children in utero) dad is recycling the same jokes and telling new ones. 🤔 are grandchild jokes funnier ‘cause grandparents are over joyed for the attention or because we’re finally at a point where we’ve seen enough that ain’t funny.
Keep on joking Pat. Love may be what makes the world go’ round but, perhaps, humor is the axis on which it spins.
While listening to Dr Peterson, he mentioned that while you are laughing, you cant fight.
When I was on adolescent psych, we had a kid, big un, that wanted to fight, literally, with staff, I was bigger than him, but man , he had muscle. (age and treachery, usually conquers youth and skill)
We called a code, had a bunch of staff in the room, long story short, I grabbed him, lots of wrasslin, lots of arms and bodies moving around, and when I saw the shot of thorazine coming "our" way, I started yelling, "I'm wearing plaid, don't stick me".
The kid started laughing, and ALL of the fight went out of him.
I used humor as a tool, and man, I avoided a lot of wrasslin.
Humor, is almost always, the best medicine.
Beautiful.
Gotta remember this as I’m old and slow (but I’m also not funnny).
Love makes the world go’round, it spins on the axis of humor.
Old and slow, Eh!
Walk softly, and carry a big Glock.
Does a 19 count?
Although, I would favor my 43 where discretion is preferred.
yes, I did a meme of a cute honey wearing a glock, and added that headline, wish I could post pics here.
Ah yesss, a cute honey with a Glock.
Big pickup truck, mudders
Big hair, daisy dukes, farmer’s tan 🥴
Oops, got carried away - gotta be careful, too old to let my imagination run wild
I'm a car guy A+
🤣 The chicken crossed the road to be on the sunny side of life and get enough Vitamin D to lay healthy eggs! Big Pharma is planning to fence them in! Big Joe is happy because he gets to keep all the eggs!
JUDGE JUAN MERCHAN: Because he’s guilty.
Hee Hee! The AL Sharpton one was SPOT ON 👌!
Personally, I want to know where all the interest in WHY it crossed the road started?
Inquiring minds want to know…maybe?
had to wait a few minutes to laugh before I could thank you for this. I will never look at a chicken the same way
American Irony. Humor spread like jelly over peanut butter. A sweet sandwich you make.
😂
Ha ha :-D