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BOB DOLE: That's a good honest hardworking chicken. His taxes built that road, why shouldn't he cross it?

RON PAUL: The government shouldn't be in the business of building roads. If the chicken wants a road to cross, he needs to build it himself.

SOCRATES: I know that I do not know why the chicken crossed that road.

MLK: We should never judge a chicken by the road he chooses to cross, but by the way in which he crosses it.

EUCLID: Was the road made to specifications?

PYTHAGORAS: The chicken crossed that road at that time to get his soul to the "other side."

KENNEDY: The chicken chose to cross that road, not because it was easy, but because it was hard.

KLAUS SCHWAB: Zat chicken owns nothing, not even zat road, and is happy.

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FAUCI: the chicken crossed the road to be a good citizen and take the jab.

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FAUCI: (six months later) I never recommended that the chicken cross the road.

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The chicken needs to stay 6 feet apart from all other chickens, while hes on the road

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Walenski: CDC guidance advises that chickens only cross roads during rush hour.

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Whoa....accurate.

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Harvested by restaurants to make Hot 'n' Spiky wings.

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MY FANTASY: Sure, you can have chicken, or a Big Mac, or a nice steak instead of chicken, you can eat whatever you want cuz it's YOUR last meal. Then Francis Collins and Rochelle on Tuesday.

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I'm told there was an obnoxious chicken farmer not far from here who got his comeuppance. He used to play cruel practical jokes on his birds. For instance, he'd walk past the coops, pretending to be on the phone with the Colonel, who was on his way and 30 minutes out. Or he'd grab eggs right out from under the hens and start juggling. Or make paper airplanes with the profile of a hawk, and send them sailing overhead. I haven't heard any further news about him since some vengeful masked roosters reportedly jumped him and gave him an attitude adjustment.

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A chicken farmer was found dead near his coop.

Police suspect fowl play.

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The beak marks tell the grim tale. There's an APB out, complete with description of the suspects' comb and wattles.

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hahaha, that's hilarious.

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Zee bugs are better on the other side. Haha

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Nice!

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Apr 19Edited

Joe Biteme Biden:

The chicken was the copilot on my uncles plane, and was eaten by cannibal chickens, after the crash landing in New Guinea

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