I'm told there was an obnoxious chicken farmer not far from here who got his comeuppance. He used to play cruel practical jokes on his birds. For instance, he'd walk past the coops, pretending to be on the phone with the Colonel, who was on his way and 30 minutes out. Or he'd grab eggs right out from under the hens and start juggling. Or…
I'm told there was an obnoxious chicken farmer not far from here who got his comeuppance. He used to play cruel practical jokes on his birds. For instance, he'd walk past the coops, pretending to be on the phone with the Colonel, who was on his way and 30 minutes out. Or he'd grab eggs right out from under the hens and start juggling. Or make paper airplanes with the profile of a hawk, and send them sailing overhead. I haven't heard any further news about him since some vengeful masked roosters reportedly jumped him and gave him an attitude adjustment.
I'm told there was an obnoxious chicken farmer not far from here who got his comeuppance. He used to play cruel practical jokes on his birds. For instance, he'd walk past the coops, pretending to be on the phone with the Colonel, who was on his way and 30 minutes out. Or he'd grab eggs right out from under the hens and start juggling. Or make paper airplanes with the profile of a hawk, and send them sailing overhead. I haven't heard any further news about him since some vengeful masked roosters reportedly jumped him and gave him an attitude adjustment.
A chicken farmer was found dead near his coop.
Police suspect fowl play.
The beak marks tell the grim tale. There's an APB out, complete with description of the suspects' comb and wattles.
hahaha, that's hilarious.