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Pat Orsban's avatar

While listening to Dr Peterson, he mentioned that while you are laughing, you cant fight.

When I was on adolescent psych, we had a kid, big un, that wanted to fight, literally, with staff, I was bigger than him, but man , he had muscle. (age and treachery, usually conquers youth and skill)

We called a code, had a bunch of staff in the room, long story short, I grabbed him, lots of wrasslin, lots of arms and bodies moving around, and when I saw the shot of thorazine coming "our" way, I started yelling, "I'm wearing plaid, don't stick me".

The kid started laughing, and ALL of the fight went out of him.

I used humor as a tool, and man, I avoided a lot of wrasslin.

Humor, is almost always, the best medicine.

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SR Miller's avatar

Beautiful.

Gotta remember this as I’m old and slow (but I’m also not funnny).

Love makes the world go’round, it spins on the axis of humor.

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Pat Orsban's avatar

Old and slow, Eh!

Walk softly, and carry a big Glock.

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SR Miller's avatar

Does a 19 count?

Although, I would favor my 43 where discretion is preferred.

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Pat Orsban's avatar

yes, I did a meme of a cute honey wearing a glock, and added that headline, wish I could post pics here.

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SR Miller's avatar

Ah yesss, a cute honey with a Glock.

Big pickup truck, mudders

Big hair, daisy dukes, farmer’s tan 🥴

Oops, got carried away - gotta be careful, too old to let my imagination run wild

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oooohh baby oooh baby

I like armed women, no ambiguity of whether that actually want to have sex

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