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Apr 21, 2023Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

If a monkey were to hoard more bananas than he could eat in a lifetime, while at the same time watching all the other monkeys starve, scientists would want to study that monkey to see what was wrong with him.

However if he were a human, we would put him on the cover of Forbes magazine.

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Tarzan and Jane would be so proud!

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it's a good point and a bit of a technical force fit, but certainly a banana is a flowering herbaceous that can be lumped into the forb category, although not typically done

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You mean like the FTX monkey SBF.

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You mean like Sam bankman fried?

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I should credit the original tweeter....after some digging I think it's someone by the name Nathalie Justice.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. - Will Rogers

The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected. - G.K. Chesterton

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Had a bunch of laughs until the end when I saw the one of Wonder Women and Lea Thomas. I threw my breakfast up. You know there’s some things you just can’t unsee!!! Pepto please.

J.Goodrich

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Aah James, that was my favorite. : )

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How can politicians think that it’s fair and a good political strategy to have a young girl that’s spent her whole life training and striving to eventually become number 1 as a swimmer, (so that she can receive a college scholarship at a great college)and then be taken away from her because politicians want to be woke and politically correct? I deeply hope that the politicians child face political discrimination as they have bestowed onto these real, hard working, dedicated, female athletes. It truly is an atrocity against woman.

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Agree. But juxtaposing that slob's picture with that classic Linda Carter pic only goes to make his posturing as a female all the more absurd.

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After examining that picture I think it was photo chopped 😂😂😂.

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Mine is Rachel Levine in his uniform

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We need the humor to save us from the darkness.

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Sometimes mockery is the best medicine.

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So so true! Thank God for Docs Malone! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Apr 21, 2023Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

The bathroom memes hit home but not funny for me. Disturbing and potential for harm. I recently experienced walking in a bookstore bathroom with a huge hulking guy with lipstick and long hair washing his hands. Was he trans, was he a pervert, was he mentally ill? Whatever his deal was, my spidey senses were on high alert because he was staring at me with a menacing, hostile expression reflecting in the mirror. We were alone so I left. Waited outside but finally left because he was taking so long. I live in an extremely liberal town where if I express my concern to the business, I will most likely be dismissed as some wack transphobe. I cringe when I think of teen girls running into this type of scenario. How do they judge their safety? He was huge and making it clear he didn’t want me in there. Maybe he was just an angry person with no intent to harm but are we supposed to ignore signals that we women have been taught over the years? Confusing upside down world.

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I feel for women. I have my view about this whole situation from a male perspective but I only just recently tried see it from a females perspective.

As my wife put it to me, "what's left for just us females?"

What makes you, you, is being commandeered by someone who has no right doing so.

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This happened to me about 2 yrs ago at a gym. As he strutted around the ladies room, I waited for him to leave. Pure arrogance, he glared: as if to dare me to speak.

A woman of 2 college age sons, I was certain, her merely wanted to shock. It’s simply not safe to guess. Where are ALL the career bra burning 🔥 females or feminists who

marked for peace in the 60’s, but now silent as the woman’s identity is re-appropriated by some dude. AND we let him. We OWN being woman. Why so silent?

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So many goodies this Friday Doc but a fave is I’M EATING BUGS TO CHANGE THE WEATHER! This truly is the insanity we are living in!!! LETS GO BRANDON! 😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡

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Can't wait for the studies that farming crickets causes more green house gasses than ranching cattle on a per biomass unit basis. We all know its coming!

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That’s why I’m long on earthworms.

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Bugs fart too. In reality I have no idea, but why not?

Further, these climate emergency people rely on models that don’t model reality, so what’s the difference?

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People eat lots of bugs all over the world they also eat lots of meat too.

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My Malone auto subscribe kicked in a few days ago. Notably worth every penny.

A+ Friday stuff Jill! Laughter the best Medicine! Readers Digest says so.

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My favorite is the Wonder Woman funny. Crazy upside down world we live in. My daughter woke me up very early this morning with the news that our local high school which all 6 of my children graduated from is on fire. I live a block from the school. My son was Student Body President in 1998. Three of my children were involved in the choir program. The fire looks like it started somewhere near the choir room. There was a big money maker for the show choir last night.

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Robert, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but Elon has unleashed his latest attack on Substack. All Substack embeds in tweets no longer display previews of posts but instead just show text links—and this isn’t just for new tweets like his last Stasi stunt. This is for ALL tweets retroactively.

That means the viralization of my poem and Tess Lawrie’s reading of it that occurred on Twitter last month would not be possible now:

• “Mistakes Were NOT Made: One Poem to Wake the World” (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/mistakes-were-not-made-one-poem-to)

This is a grave threat to independent creators, and IndieLeft.media was kind enough to create an eye-catching, humorous graphic telling Twitter that it sucks and to stop censoring independent Substack creators. I tweeted it at Elon (below) and encourage others to share it as well in our efforts to restore Substack embeds in tweets and hold Elon accountable for his anti–free speech shenanigans:

https://twitter.com/MargaretAnnaAl1/status/1649042993805148160

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Well that really sucks! Will the real Elon Musk, stop cherry picking subject matters.

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Did you know that Twitter source code was leaked a few weeks ago?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/27/twitter-legal-source-code-leaked-elon-musk-github

It's very interesting timing with Substack creating their clone of Twitter shortly after that release, no? I have not seen Elon call it out, but his moves against Substack make sense in this light. It would also reflect very poorly on Substack.

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Notes was in development long before that, and the beta version was unrolled to Bestsellers over a month ago (myself included), so Substack has in no way committed any unethical acts and has merely been working to improve its product and offer more options for its creators.

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Regardless if they borrowed from the actual source code, Substack Notes looks like a clone of Twitter. Elon's reaction seems reasonable to me.

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Even if it were a Twitter clone (which I disagree with, and I much prefer it to Twitter), Substack has every right to develop its own social media platform. We have anti-monopoly laws for a reason, and plenty of social media platforms cohabitate without any issues. Pretty much everyone uses multiple outlets, and I think people would have done so in this case had Elon not Streisand-effected Notes into stardom by his censorious ploys.

Elon has exposed that his supposed defense of free speech is merely a facade, and it didn’t take long for him to sacrifice it on the altar of profit—ironically causing Twitter infinitely more damage than if he’d just let Notes roll out quietly.

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Makes you wonder if he isn’t considering buying out Substack too? In this present day clown world, it’s not impossible.

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I think he wants to, but Chris and Hamish have resisted attempts to buy it and remain committed to the platform.

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Excellent selection...God knows we need the humor.

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🤣 an excellent selection this week!

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Apr 21, 2023Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

Great group of comics today! Thanks

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Apr 21, 2023Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

I’ve missed JP!

I too need to brush up on my flexibility so that I may kiss my ass goodbye when the nukes are dropped. 😩

God help us all (like 5 Times August sings)

Thanks Robert and Jill for making me laugh. Crying is getting old.

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Some of the most screwed up angery, vindictive people I know had doctor before their name, they were trained not educated

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All true, particularly that theme of gender dysphoria being touched by insanity and yet both Canada and the USA have elected leaders that endorse the practice. They are not advocates for nothing and it is not because they are appealing to a large voting bloke.

Is it their goal is to spread the insanity far and wide? Again, a compliant nation is a conquered nation.

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Actually the bud lite hoopla pretty well proved that voting block likely not all that large

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Maybe Stalin was right, that it matters only who counts the ballots?

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The '20election did a good job of proving him right

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Comedy Genius is like Sunshine and repurposed over the counter meds all in one.

We have taken notes it will survive any and all RESETS! And applaud the wellness factors.

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