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Speaking of Pride Month, notice how sexual perverts get an entire month to celebrate? Patriots? The last I checked, it was July 4th. I suggest that patriots have parades every day for the entire month of July.. Every year. Just sayin'...

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For the past two days I’ve read and listened about Obama’s meeting with Joe trying to get him to step down or strongly push a reparations program and the SC decision to end racist affirmative action in college admissions practices. So as I always do here’s my comment. The very ironic view I take from the past two days is that one group of people involuntarily were horrendously bought and sold by one political party that started a civil war over their insistence to continue this evil. Now the same political party wants to buy that same group of people with reparations which very well could start a civil war again . Why do sane people continue to support a political party that insists on dividing people into groups based on race, sexual orientation, and financial status? They decide which group to extort money from, give an education to, or just hand out privilege to, based on their idea of which group should be picked as a beneficiary of their racism. It seems to me that these marxists are pushing the exact opposite of what America was supposed to stand for. It seems all thoughts and policies from the democrat party are based on skin color with the ultimate goal to divide and destroy America. Maybe it’s just me. J.Goodrich

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It's you and a few others, like this 3x Democrat Gov of CO who discussed your topic in 2003. See if it sounds familiar to your life experience. cairco.org/cairco-multimedia/lamm-plan-destroy-america-2003.mp3

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Amazingly the same party responsible for slavery and the civil war now wants the other party to pay reparations for the slavery and war that Obama and Joes party caused. Funny if they they weren’t so conniving we wouldn’t know who they were.

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Exactly

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Well said Mr Goodrich. What is interesting is that no one is talking about reparations for the American Indigenous tribes of this country. Why is that?

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First off Obama as he always has done, is using race to divide people and use them to promote the destruction of the country that he was brought up to hate!! But he certainly is a shrewd man that has used racism to his advantage. He is supposedly worth upwards of a billion dollars. By the way, Pinebeetle, I’m not sure if you had heard of the Reuters report showing Obama is the descendant of slave owners. The only president that isn’t is Donald John Trump amazingly. Therefore I think Obama should be the first to willingly be stripped of all of his money to begin the reputations process.

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I’d give anything to see that scissor bill magpie obama give up any of his I’ll gotten gain to reparations.

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I thought the math teacher one was the clear favorite… then I got to the China global warming one! Lotta wisdom in these funnies for sure. While we’re still “allowed” to celebrate it (as if that would stop you), Happy Independence Day!

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The My Pillow takeoff is priceless! Lots of good ones today!

Danny Huckabee

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I am on the boycott bandwagon big time, how about you?

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Yes, I removed the target app from my phone too.

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I have voted with my wallet for 50 years, when I first started refusing to buy Korean made shoes. We only have no power because we give the vampires money, it is their blood.

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Tell me how to stop giving the biggest vampire of all my money. I’m talking about the IRS.

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Get adopted by Joe Biden.

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I give away most everything to charity so that I don't have to pay them anything I live poor and do not care

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Diamond, I am also a world class boycotter! I have boycotted Walmart since they would keep their base employees at the poverty level of income so they could qualify for Medicaid in every state. I know that they pay more now, but I still cannot patronize them after dumping their responsibilities on tax-payers for many years.

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👍

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I feel left out. I can't boycott them. I stopped buying their crappola years ago and I'm not going to start again just so I can join a boycott. Oh well. :-) Be well and keep up the good fight!

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My gosh...

...some of the best

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I can’t get over how funny...

...”me eating a fig” is

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Good job curating! The ‘math scores’, ‘pride month’ and ‘already have a communist government’ are standouts to me. Have a peaceful weekend with your menagerie.

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Thank you, Dr. Malone!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 next week I imagine there will be dozens of new funnies to choose from based on what I just read in the Durden Dispatch.

“Biden Picks Up After Journalist Calls Secret Burner Phone Revealed in Hunter Scandal”

he hung up pretty quickly.

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Why must I be confused about gender so early in the morning? I get it.! it’s all about miss direction so we don’t learn the truth of how the human race is being manipulated for fun and profit

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You are ushering in a new definition of fun!

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Chairman Mao also deleted sex differentiation when he brought in Communism.

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I look forward to Friday Funnies. Always a good chuckle. Thank you.

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Another great collection. Hard to pick a fave

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The one hitting close to home was the 30/31 years tho in my case that's 55/56 years.

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Oh dear that is sad. I’m so sorry.

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Not really. You get used to it

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I also think we need a whole month to celebrate heterosexuality. After all, it's only fair (equitable). How about the month of September or October when most kids are back in school being indoctrinated?

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One of the great ironies is Texas, recently one of the world's foremost oil (energy) producers reduced to brownouts and operating very near running out of electricity. Left wing idiots (Guardian newspaper) salute all the new solar this last , but after doubling to .8% of TX energy in the last year, it's not meaningful, and at a huge expense. It provides only an average of 6.4 hours per day of energy--what do you do after 5:30 pm when it is no longer producing---your AC needs to continue all evening. And wind? Never fails, hot, stagnant air, then no wind, no electricity. T Boone Pickens pulled a fast one, but then, T Boone called for natural gas to back up all the wind he promoted. And that promotion needs to be operating over 60% of the time--over 60% of TX time has no wind electricity production.

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Texas has my sympathies! One suspects promotions of the (15 - 20 yr) solar panels on every roof will be next. Greenies aren't likely to let any opportunity to go to waste.

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I’m not a greenie but my house and shop run on solar which is on my roof and backup batteries. Anyone who can should, as the cost is going to go down while grid electric will go up.

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The big question is how much electricity do you require? Have you converted to a 12 volt system? If not and you are grid tied, you may go down too when the grid goes. TX is running triple digits, not uncommon in the summer. That is a lot of cooling. And often high humidity-gulf coast-and when night time lows are in the 70's or more. I can see high 90's personally, sometimes triple digits, but we always crank down to the fifties at night, less, so just open/ close windows. I don't presume my method of saving bucks will work for the rest of the country, especially an industrial economy. This whole "green" energy mess is so ludicrous! There's only one green energy-that's photosynthesis. And it requires CO2.

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Agree! I'm lucky in that I have leafy trees shading my house. I can't get it's windows open, but when one can catch helpful cool night air it's terrific. Good solutions to you!

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Another catch comes when the solar panels have to be replaced. Maybe, with luck, you will have moved on by then.

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My solar panels came with a 25 year warranty, better than my roof which is aluminum. Panels usually function at about 50% after that. The panels on both Voyagers were still functioning when they left our solar system. They launched 45 YEARS ago. Please stop bashing solar. It’s not for everyone but it sure as hell has worked for many.

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"My country tis of thee, sweet land of subsidy, of thee I sing."

Not to say fossil fuels weren't subsidized, or that solar doesn't work for you, but the rest of us for whom it doesn't work, or couldn't afford the panels even when subsidized, picked up much of the tab.

The question always reverts to total energy needed in an industrialized world, of another of the many faceted boots of the WEF and the globalists..

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And I should apologize to you personally, Barbara Lee. I'd be lost without electric fences, well, still pounding fence posts anyway. Or pump power for remote water systems. Never could afford to bring out electric lines. It's just this idea that "green energy" will save the earth infuriates me. Bah humbug. Such a load of totalitarian crap.

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Excuse the heat in my reply but I bought my system myself with no subsidy from any taxpayer!! Stop demonizing solar and open your mind to the possibilities.

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The killed 250 Texans with their mad rush to enrich the peddlers of this fraudulent energy scam. The question is how many more will it take before the average voting moron wakes up and pays attention? An answer might be brewing in dave phelan's home district as he was about to be censured when the g.o.p. leader of the district (obviously a phelan goon) blocked the vote. But the numbers were not good for the goons.

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Glad to hear attempts are being made.

I have this angst over internet platforms like this one that determine in advance what I am going to type. It is annoying and makes me feel I'm being monitored.

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Forgot to mention our AG commissioner is fed up and declaring a rino hunt. Will start naming names. He is something of a fire breather so will be interesting to watch

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I hope he is successful. The Dems have been portraying him as a vampire, fire-breathing dragon for some time, as they plan to replace him.

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I always look forward to your Friday Funnies and Sunday Strip. The Hunter Biden one today I found particularly funny, My kilo with 10% off for the big guy. It's both funny and sad. When life is a literal meme, these shall forever remain timeless and priceless. At least we can make fun of and document our tyranny in this regard, but Happy Independence Day nonetheless. The ones continuing to attempt to hold the line are always most appreciated. Thank you!

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I loved this Babylon Bee video. My hometown Torrance, CA has been under attack from lunacy at their Council meetings with people protesting and interrupting meetings because they have not acknowledged Pride month. I had no idea, but my son attended a meeting for a school assignment. He just told me they were meeting again to discuss changing this policy which is so sad. So bizarre that cities, companies, etc have to acknowledge a sexual practice.

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Idaho Freedom Foundation is holding its own month-long Pride word-parades! Check out Pride in America 2023: https://idahofreedom.org/policy/pride-in-america-2023/

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Good to know

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