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Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government, but illegal for the citizenry. Thomas Jefferson; WSJ; Leaked report from “Special Council” Robert Hur’s office said it is most likely Joe Biden will not be charged for his theft and handling of classified documents. Citizen Donald Trump for his legal handling of documents faces 40 felony counts which could result in 200 years in prison. I guess lady justice is not blind to the crimes of the people that lay before her. BTW loved the meme of the red carpet layed over the San Francisco mess for our real president Xi. J.Goodrich

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Wonder if XI knows how to take an American Joke?

Ahso!....Ahso!......Who you call asshole?

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LOL Randall, I think he would put you into the Ui-ghur classification or something exactly like the gulags we put our political prisoners in.

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Gitmo is still operational ya?

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Oh, yes...Ahso...!!!!

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Nah. He is the joke, A bad joke.

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🤔 a dangerous joke 🤨

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Newsome the gruesome is coming your way! Sad!

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I wish these funnies weren't so gosh darn accurate!

Loved "Behind every good woman are a lot of animals" -- sure is true on your farm.

🐴 neigh🐔cluck🐷oink🐶bow-wow🐱meow🐮moo

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"Mew-Mew-Moo too" back "at-cha"! Nice!

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I must say that this is one of the best “collections” of a Friday funnies...

...chuckled at most of them🤣

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I just had a vision of a 2030s Mom calling to her son, 'Johnny come back down here and finish your dinner, you haven't touched your bugs!'

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Understand we actually ingest quite a lot of bugs and or parts in flour and baked goods. Also told a tour of Hersheys plant would turn you off chocolate forever.

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Not sure about today, but on the northern plains, in the General Mills plants I knew of 25-30 years ago, beetle or insect contamination could shut it down it a hurry. Or mouse. BTW, one the highest paid at the plant was the miller, those I knew took insurance policies on their fingers, for they had to be able to gauge the flour grade by rubbing samples thru their fingers.

As a disclaimer, my wife and I have swore off grains for many years. Grains may be the enabler for civilization, the first modern states and the first taxation, but they are nutritional dead ends.

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Ivrapplestock, on a smaller scale, I resemble that remark.

For convenience sake, I would pour my morning 🌄 box 📦 cereal plus milk in a large tumbler and had my breakfast on the go.

One day, as I was pulling into the parking lot, the radio announcer said that cereal companies were allowed to have a certain percentage of rodent hairs!!!!

I immediately opened up the door 🚪 to my car 🚗, spit out what was in my mouth and what was left in the tumbler!!!

Needless to say, I haven't had boxed cereal since then!!!!

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

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Walking away from boxed sugar cereals was a good move in itself. But I question the radio announcer-what was level, what was the back story?

Absolute purity is a misnomer, but I recall when the novel pathogen Hanta virus hit, esp at that General Mills plant. Bang. Scurry, scurry scurry to try to clean the plant of any hint of mouse droppings. I mean, if you're a self respecting mouse on the northern plains, where are you going to hang out? Railroad cars that had been near the plant were tracked to the southwest, disinfected. What a mess.

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Or a run down meat packing plant.....

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Yeah. Was a public health bacteriologist and called in to a meat packing plant who had mildew problems with shrouds they put on sides of beef. Interesting

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ACK!

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I watched an HBO documentary about "a meat packing plant"- which I believe was in Greeley, CO. It was a very disturbing documentary.

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I remember hearing something about Hershey's plant spewing out bugs.....! Yuck...!

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This video is hilarious. Just wish it wasn't true! Funny ones this week.

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Spot on with Cris Crispy!!!

Lol 😆

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Chris Krispy creme is simply pulling a "Bernie". Fat ass knows he doesnt have a chance, so bilking dumb ass donors out of their money is the standard for playing a "Bernie" . that fat fart will walk away with pockets of cash, and then go back to his donut shop where he can continue to oompa loompa himself till his heart explodes with his after dinner mint.

And yet another diatraction for the normies

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Food for thought.

Bernie got a house as part of the deal, so maybe 🤔 he'll get a donut 🍩 franchise!?!?

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Agree! Every time I see that big boi I hanker for a Krispy Kreme original or 6!

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Note to self: Never read the Friday Funnies while eating breakfast -

Thanks for the laugh (after I finished choking on oatmeal - hopefully no bugs in there 🤣🤣)

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Always appreciate a bit of levity to counter balance the angst.

BTW, while I cannot possibly read everything put out on the interwebs, I have to wonder why I've not seen a single thing that reports where did SF put the homeless? Where are they?

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I was curious as to where Newsome "swept" the homeless camps and drug addicts? Moved them to the Wharf, and they now live with the seals along the rocky edge of the water? Oh, maybe the powers that be, utilized Alcatraz?

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So many questions. ????

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They are coastal.

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Ummm... so does that mean they are now floating off shore now? LOL!

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Exactly- Questions follow questions...This is hilarious- I'm wondering how long it will be for "them" to return to "The Streets of San Francisco"??? Answers with more questions I do believe!

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I just find it hard to believe the media isn't asking this question. Oh, wait, I forgot, this is the Matrix where illusion doesn't allow questions.

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Very well stated! Yes, the media- or their interpretation of the obvious "questions" that should be asked, are totally in the dark!

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RIP journalism. 😔

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They are already back!!🧟 Won't be long until this is back too.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩. Newsome is a silver tongued con man. What is the matter with the cuckoo's that elected him???

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https://rumble.com/vmjewj-live-votes-disappear-on-california-recall.html Actually, we didn’t vote for him and we’re not able to recall him. Probly just voter fraud. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Probably ?

No.

Definitely!

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Maybe some of the "cuckoo's" that voted for the silver-tongued con man", flew south? After all, it seems like the illegal immigrants that crossed-over into the US (millions?), left "open-spaces" in their country!

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I don't recall S.F. having any beaches.

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Made them go swimming.

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I heard they made the illegals take them in.

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Wonder where? Frisco is so expensive to live in that every working stiff I met on 2 trips there had to live well outside of the city proper.

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The perfect dive place would be from the Presidio (the Royal Fortress of St. Francis). Access to both the Bay and the Pacific.

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Well,, at minimum they got a bath

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Great funnies. The Trump , Killary funny is true. People are so hypnotized.

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"When shame doesn't work as a motivation"......

Fool me once...Shame on you!

Fool me twice...Shame on you!

Fool me thrice....Shame on you!

Fool me forth....Shame on you!

Fool me.....Am I getting thru to you idiots yet??

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I hope you "woke up" a few sheep! LOL!

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Very Funny and good use of AI - Klaus Schwab's Greatest Hits:

https://rumble.com/v3m3vdw-klaus-schwabs-greatest-hits.html

And

https://rumble.com/v3ofzq9-klaus-schwabs-greatest-hits.html

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Wow! Too many faves to pick just one but all spot on! Rocking it today Docs Malone! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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I don't think anyone is more out of touch with voters than Ronna. She should've been removed long, long ago!

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I don't think she's there to be in touch with voters. From the looks of her lately, she's there to get regular facial "enhancements."

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Great collection. Hard to pick a fave.

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I like the "fifth horseman Tik Tok!"

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My fave is with Pres Trump & deplorable hillary

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Maybe some have seen this, but it is one of the funniest I've seen on the vax and Covid:

https://rumble.com/v3e0z0s-rob-schneider-w-the-funniest-three-minutes-on-the-bio-weapon-u-will-see.html

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I've seen St. Augustine's quote "the truth is like a lion..." quite alot lately. Here is another concept he knew and practiced as far as truth is concerned - it is our obligation to spread it. St. Augustine knew that God's love for us is infinite, but that our love for God is finite because we are mortal. This is why He placed us among our fellow man to love them as ourselves, even our enemies and to pray for those who persecute us. By doing this we balance the ledger so to speak, and repay to God the debt we owe between our love and His. In this time of planned genocide, there has never been a greater opportunity to earn merit by spreading truth to our fellow brothers and sisters, despite the awkward conversations that may ensue. Dr. Robert Malone has probably earned more merit in this regard that just about anyone on the planet. Those who know the truth and spread it without fear of consequences will be rewarded, while those who know the truth and do nothing will be judged without much mercy.

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