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35 years ago, for my 40th birthday, I threw a huge party for myself with several hundred guests, family and friends. I was young and bold, handsome and charming, and I invited 35 of my past girlfriends and relationships, 20 of whom showed up. An attendee remarked, Ned, you must have left a trail of broken hearts. To which I replied, no, I left a trail of enriched hearts.

I see the lead photo in this Valentine's Day Friday Funnies shows Doctor Fauci with the caption, you make my heart stop. I can't hold a candle to Doctor Fauci when it comes to heartbreaking. It is he who has truly left a trail of broken hearts.

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Wouldn't it be appropriate to repay Dr. FlimFlam Faucheee for all of his effort with all these "broken hearts" ?

Maybe give him a few hundred, a few thousand, a few hundred thousand vials of his own, injected randomly ?

Just thinking he'd like to be included in all of it.

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