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I'm holding out for the free four slice toaster that Pfizer has promised for getting the tenth dose.

I sure hope they have it in olive green to match the rest of my appliances here in the trailer.

(I know it's no laughing matter, but I seem to find amusement in the elite's plans for us!)

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After the tenth dose you get a free pair of medical compression socks.

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Or FREE BURIAL!

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FEMA already gives $10k for Covid deaths. Does it make you wonder if that would sway some people to say Covid instead of VAX? Oh IтАЩm sure nobody would do that тАж

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You don't think they would be so kind as to pay for a Burial, let alone vax injury! (I know you don't)

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ЁЯдг we must keep our sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

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Perhaps a gift card for Amazon. Then you can get the toaster of your choice. You do have to laugh sometimes.

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