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Wonderful. These all meet my usual preference for sarcastic humor.

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If you like those, go to despair.Com for more in the same vein.

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That's funny. Probably wouldn't work in my house.

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HILARIOUS! Plus the photos of farm life are always a treat.

Your substack NEVER disappoints - always something I look forward to!

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Jan 3·edited Jan 3

I can't remember exactly when Epoch Times first came onto my radar. Had I even heard of them 5 years ago? But over recent years, I began noticing that they were the only "newspaper" that seemed to be telling the truth. I became a subscriber.... 2-3 years ago (?), and get daily e-mails, easy access, and an old-fashioned weekly print copy sent by mail.

Jan Jekielek is a top notch interviewer. He asks intelligent questions, with no trace of "gotcha," and then listens for as long as it takes for the answer. And of course, I appreciate that he repeatedly offers a platform for truth tellers like you, Dr. Malone.

My hope is that legacy media such as NYT and WaPo do not survive the embarrassment of being outshined by an honest new kid on the block.

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Me too! I love the weekly hard copy with tons of great articles that aren’t seen online. And my favorite is Facts Matter with Roman although I watch nearly all of them.

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Agree! I love my Epoch Times esp. print copy. I read the emails etc., but there’s nothing like a good old fashioned newspaper. I especially love the health and lifestyle sections.

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Jan 3Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS

How beautiful! Oh my gosh, can’t wait!

On the positive, I’ve been incentivized by this SubStack to harness some life force of my own! I’ve been juicing (greens) every morning and have someone who is going to teach me about composting today. Thank you for this inspiration!

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Cannot wait for the new series! While I wait, I will treat myself to a meltdown 😂

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Oh joy! I envy you getting to meet Jan. I watch him every chance I get.

Um, last week I had the same epiphany..... I let the house cleaning go for a week! Have some fun. Think of me driving my 2009 hail totalled mini-cooper as I tell the whole world "who cares what you think about me" . 2024 is all about loving your fellow man and I don't need a beautiful car to do that!

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Sounds like you had a great time. 2024… read more, online less; love more, complain less; seek God FIRST in the morning, my emails, etc. can wait.

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My go to every morning is Bible in a Year with Fr Schmitz and I’m not Catholic!!

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I’m reading St. Augustine’s Confessions currently. He’s wonderful to read, as he is easy to understand in this book.

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I am reformed, so I am generally in the NKJ or ESV.

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How exciting to have a new series. I’m looking forward to watching the stream. Jan has some great interviews.

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He’s such a good interviewer. I have to watch more of them.

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This year I resolved not have any resolutions. Now I will see if I can keep my resolution and what will happen if I fail.

Thanks for all the demotivation posters. And remember "A walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet."

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And be thankful that your dog is finally getting enough cheese! 🤣

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Ding Ding Ding! You got the reference!

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We used to have a copy of it framed and printed in my house when I was a teenager. On the back side of the original one so my mom could turn it over when she felt like it. Might have been the only indication that she had a sense of humor. 🧐

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I was just out of high school when I heard it. I was visiting a friend in another city and he said "this is your song" and played it. He was right. It was an anthem of sorts for me. As it happens, I was born and grew up in Milwaukee. For those that are wondering what the heck we are talking about, look up Deteriorata on YouTube search.

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Drs. Robert and Jill, Jan and Epoch Times teaming up for a series! PRAISING our Father for a Gift of BEAUTY and RESPITE as we enter a TUMULTUOUS election year....

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A nice collection of sarcasm. But the news of you and the Epoch Times in a collaboration is thrilling! I love the Epoch Times and of course love you and Jill! Good news, indeed!

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Jan 3·edited Jan 4

Hello Dr. Malone. While election integrity is not your lane as such, my sense is that you have some skepticism about the integrity of our election systems. A documentary has just been released that is very effective at explaining how our systems have been designed and managed to facilitate large-scale election fraud. Great for the person who hears bits and pieces but wants a coherent explanation of how it comes together. Can be found at LetMyPeopleGo.Movie. Using a code of CD12 gets a discount (This is not a grift). Thanks from Richmond.

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I am often awoken from bad dreams where I am a pole watcher and I draw a gun on the workers and try to hold them and the ballots hostage until the police arrive as they try to rig the election. I wake up in a cold sweat and am relieved to remember that i don’t own a gun.

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It's "poll" watcher, and I'm only correcting it because I love your comment so much!!

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Oh me! THANK YOU.

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After 82 years that is a lot of worse

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You are not Malone...

You only wish you were Malone.

😂👍 Hahaha

Sorry Robert.💭

I just had to. 🧐

I need glasses 🕶️

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Lovely photos. Looks like a grand day and no legs were broken (Jan!)

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Oh, yeah...I love the "disappointing affirmations", totally my style of sarcasm! YES!

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