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I was at Barnes and Nobles yesterday and asked the clerk if they had Donald Trumps new book on how to deport illegal aliens.

She immediately looked up at me and said “Get the f- -k out of here and never comeback”.

I said “Yes that’s the one, do you have it in paperback?”

😬😬😬

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Too funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😆

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James, I’m sending you my ER bill - I think I busted a gut.

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Sorry about that SR Miller it’s good to have a nice laugh again!!

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I don't care much for small screens or small buttons, so I vastly prefer to review Substack material on my desktop. But I had to go get my phone, which unlike my desktop, still has a "Like" button that works in the comment stream. That's a good one!

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Thanks James!!!

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Loves me my Qwerty Board with fat finger wide space.

Along with 27 wide rectangle monitor.

And just had my vision total Optom-check up.

Doctor says "really no change" from 2017.

That year being my previous check up.

Bingo....Now I have a nice new bench mark @ 72.

Happy Boi!!!

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Choice 😊

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I'm crying . . . need that.

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Good one, James! Lol!

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🤣🤣🤩🤩

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HA-HA-HA!!!! Love it!

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Well I asked for the same, but they only had the abbreviated first edition, "Get the Fuck Outta here now!"

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That is funny Michael, it still makes me laugh!!!

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11/10/24: I told this one to my bookie today. He didn't get it.

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Doh!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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This is hilarious! I had to pass it on!

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