We are the anti-hero? I have always felt that we are just like ants, irrigators moving dirt back and forth. I was told at a young age, that we would not exist without ants
I bet over 95% of those who read your list try to find a 23rd, and I'm pretty sure I'll succeed if I keep one thing in mind: Success comes in cans, not cants.
Here is the truth about ants: like sand they get everywhere
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant
9. A proud ant = Arrogant
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
That's quite a thesis you present there, TriTorch, one for which there should be an antithesis.
Haha, that's BRILLIANT Ned, thanks =)
We are the anti-hero? I have always felt that we are just like ants, irrigators moving dirt back and forth. I was told at a young age, that we would not exist without ants
Those who oppose Jesus and put themselves in his place = Anti-Christ
An uncle that got a sex change=Antiman
A gender emigrant, if you will.
23. What more Americans must be in times like these,
utterly Defiant 🎯
A+ TT. 🪟
And if I may, democrats = retard-ants
Best one #1
We always can rely on the RepublicANTS to do nothing!
And that last part cants, is so appropriate.
As well as the democRATS. We should get rid of them all and start over.
I bet over 95% of those who read your list try to find a 23rd, and I'm pretty sure I'll succeed if I keep one thing in mind: Success comes in cans, not cants.
Well done! So appropriate, I would love to share it!
Was not written by me. The full list is here, a little over halfway down the page. There are 56 of them: https://upjoke.com/tyrant-jokes
Attribution! Good on yer!
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Delightful!