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Here is the truth about ants: like sand they get everywhere

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants

2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important

3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant

4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant

5. A spy ant = Informant

6. A very little ant = Infant

7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant

8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant

9. A proud ant = Arrogant

10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant

11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant

12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant

13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant

14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant

15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant

16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant

17. A huge ant = Giant

18. An ant that is important = Significant

19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant

20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant

21. An extremely fast ant = Instant

22. A noisy ant = Rant

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That's quite a thesis you present there, TriTorch, one for which there should be an antithesis.

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Haha, that's BRILLIANT Ned, thanks =)

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We are the anti-hero? I have always felt that we are just like ants, irrigators moving dirt back and forth. I was told at a young age, that we would not exist without ants

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Those who oppose Jesus and put themselves in his place = Anti-Christ

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An uncle that got a sex change=Antiman

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A gender emigrant, if you will.

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23. What more Americans must be in times like these,

utterly Defiant 🎯

A+ TT. 🪟

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And if I may, democrats = retard-ants

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Best one #1

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We always can rely on the RepublicANTS to do nothing!

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And that last part cants, is so appropriate.

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As well as the democRATS. We should get rid of them all and start over.

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I bet over 95% of those who read your list try to find a 23rd, and I'm pretty sure I'll succeed if I keep one thing in mind: Success comes in cans, not cants.

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Well done! So appropriate, I would love to share it!

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Was not written by me. The full list is here, a little over halfway down the page. There are 56 of them: https://upjoke.com/tyrant-jokes

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Attribution! Good on yer!

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👏👏👏👏🥂

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Delightful!

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