On rectal thermometers (the time-machine scientist probing the dinosaur's rear end cartoon):
When I was a child, around six to nine years old, I had a pediatrician visit where the doctor took my temperature with a rectal thermometer, my first such experience. It looked like a normal, glass-encased mercury thermometer, the size of a small …
On rectal thermometers (the time-machine scientist probing the dinosaur's rear end cartoon):
When I was a child, around six to nine years old, I had a pediatrician visit where the doctor took my temperature with a rectal thermometer, my first such experience. It looked like a normal, glass-encased mercury thermometer, the size of a small pencil. In and out, no problem, then it was gone. I asked the doctor, "Where did it go?"
Now, as an adult, I'm pretty sure he palmed it and I didn't see him put it away. But what the doctor told me, and what I believed for years, was: "I pushed it all the way in, don't worry, it will dissolve in there."
Dr. Malone, since you do doctoring for both humans and horses, can you tell me: was I being pranked?
I guess my telling the doc before my colonoscopy that if they found a crayon up there, that it was from a bicycling accident when I was 6 years old.
Being a youngster, I ran my bike through an intersection, failing to heed to the blinking amber light, and was T-boned by another 6 year old on his bicycle, with a brand new box of Crayola crayons in his hand.
All chaos ensued.
We never found the missing blue one, so I've always assumed.
Not a good doctor on so many levels. It reminds me that many pedos choose vocations close or directly interacting with children. We need Lie Detectors so badly. There’s a niche that needs filling!
When 4 to 6 years of age, a child can hold a thermometer in the mouth. If one tried that with a horse, the thermometer would no long perform its function.
On rectal thermometers (the time-machine scientist probing the dinosaur's rear end cartoon):
When I was a child, around six to nine years old, I had a pediatrician visit where the doctor took my temperature with a rectal thermometer, my first such experience. It looked like a normal, glass-encased mercury thermometer, the size of a small pencil. In and out, no problem, then it was gone. I asked the doctor, "Where did it go?"
Now, as an adult, I'm pretty sure he palmed it and I didn't see him put it away. But what the doctor told me, and what I believed for years, was: "I pushed it all the way in, don't worry, it will dissolve in there."
Dr. Malone, since you do doctoring for both humans and horses, can you tell me: was I being pranked?
Ned,
Thanks for the visual, this AM
I guess my telling the doc before my colonoscopy that if they found a crayon up there, that it was from a bicycling accident when I was 6 years old.
Being a youngster, I ran my bike through an intersection, failing to heed to the blinking amber light, and was T-boned by another 6 year old on his bicycle, with a brand new box of Crayola crayons in his hand.
All chaos ensued.
We never found the missing blue one, so I've always assumed.
Not a good doctor on so many levels. It reminds me that many pedos choose vocations close or directly interacting with children. We need Lie Detectors so badly. There’s a niche that needs filling!
Axillary temp could have been used. Rectal thermometer very invasive to kids!
And the Texas Med Center informed that they could not ask for criminal history of candidates to be hired in children’s treatment areas.
Seems like they’re in on it then
When 4 to 6 years of age, a child can hold a thermometer in the mouth. If one tried that with a horse, the thermometer would no long perform its function.
Remember when they took kids temps in the armpit?
Yes I do! Don't try that with a horse either.