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James Lord's avatar

Snopes assures me that there's no way cricket DNA could've entered my genome. But I did just jump from my front door to the mailbox in one leap, and I wasn't even trying. That's unusual for a man in his late 50s. It gives me pause.

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Big E's avatar

Or, perhaps, paws 🐾🐾🐾🐾

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

That is some kind of a big leap alright

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Shelley's avatar

You're being silly cause crickets don't jump that far, but grasshoppers do!

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

Me thinks Mr Lord is doubling up his nightly (light) blue pill with his acheta bars-- extra blood flow.

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