Thank GOD ! you don't always agree with me. That would suck.
I can't stand people who agree with me all the time, as I know they're insincere, and then I want nothing to do with you.
I mean it's like when I'm at the gym, and some particularly happy dude walks up in his pink shorts, all flippy-flapping his hands around, asking me how long I…
Thank GOD ! you don't always agree with me. That would suck.
I can't stand people who agree with me all the time, as I know they're insincere, and then I want nothing to do with you.
I mean it's like when I'm at the gym, and some particularly happy dude walks up in his pink shorts, all flippy-flapping his hands around, asking me how long I've been working out, and if I need a partner. I'm like dude, you're sniffing the wrong fire hydrant, man. What are you really that stupid ? You can't see homey don't play that game ? Send that chicky-boom over here, and let me talk to her. Just don't make it so obvious, as my wife is on the treadmill over there. I'm just wanting her to experience the green monster, and nothing else, as I'm way too old for this dating crap. Ugh. IF wifey left me, or passed away, I'm joining a monastary. This world is too circus monkey crazy for me to deal with, being married, can't imagine how batchit looney tunes it would be, being single.
UGH. It really sucks being so amazingly handsome...
There you go, cracking me up when I can use it. I just got the lynching posse all excited about a comment I made alluding to Melania and a soft porn past. oopps Amazingly handsome and wickedly funny. Are you like any of those biker dudes I used to hang with? There's something familiar... and I learned something special from you ROTFLMAO
Alluding to Melania and her past wouldnt faze me at all.
Being conservative, I dont particularly care about what other people do, unless of course, its indirectly, or directly affecting me in some way, which a lot of this garbage we're muddling through is.
Long hair in pony tail 23 hrs a day. The one hour is when I'm in gym making them swoon, after the hour of stretching my old decrepit s1-l1 ladder into its temporary relief pose.
No tats
No bike
No smokes
No drugs
No promiscuity
And now almost a year of no booze.
I do have a salt and pepper goatee and stash, though.
Pretty boring by even standards from the way back machine.
Thank GOD ! you don't always agree with me. That would suck.
I can't stand people who agree with me all the time, as I know they're insincere, and then I want nothing to do with you.
I mean it's like when I'm at the gym, and some particularly happy dude walks up in his pink shorts, all flippy-flapping his hands around, asking me how long I've been working out, and if I need a partner. I'm like dude, you're sniffing the wrong fire hydrant, man. What are you really that stupid ? You can't see homey don't play that game ? Send that chicky-boom over here, and let me talk to her. Just don't make it so obvious, as my wife is on the treadmill over there. I'm just wanting her to experience the green monster, and nothing else, as I'm way too old for this dating crap. Ugh. IF wifey left me, or passed away, I'm joining a monastary. This world is too circus monkey crazy for me to deal with, being married, can't imagine how batchit looney tunes it would be, being single.
UGH. It really sucks being so amazingly handsome...
8-)
ROTFLMAO
There you go, cracking me up when I can use it. I just got the lynching posse all excited about a comment I made alluding to Melania and a soft porn past. oopps Amazingly handsome and wickedly funny. Are you like any of those biker dudes I used to hang with? There's something familiar... and I learned something special from you ROTFLMAO
Alluding to Melania and her past wouldnt faze me at all.
Being conservative, I dont particularly care about what other people do, unless of course, its indirectly, or directly affecting me in some way, which a lot of this garbage we're muddling through is.
How's that for a run on sentence?
Long hair in pony tail 23 hrs a day. The one hour is when I'm in gym making them swoon, after the hour of stretching my old decrepit s1-l1 ladder into its temporary relief pose.
No tats
No bike
No smokes
No drugs
No promiscuity
And now almost a year of no booze.
I do have a salt and pepper goatee and stash, though.
Pretty boring by even standards from the way back machine.