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T.'s avatar

Hey now,

I quit drinking booze about 3 months ago. Since then, I've lost 15 lbs, and I'm back in my sexy and single skinny jeans.

Haha !

Just dont tell my wife of 35 years, as she might get jealous over another woman checking out my backside.

(More than not it will be some dude in the gym, butt you get the idea)

🤣🤣

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JB's avatar

That's too much info, thank you very much. Ugh, now I can't unsee that. 🙀

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Bernard Massie's avatar

Just face it. One cannot unknown what one knows, unless one falls in a vey deep memory hole!

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JB's avatar

I was innocently reading some interesting comments and all of sudden came upon that atrocity so very unexpectedly. The guy's been married 35 years and still considers himself hot in skinny jeans. Oh, to be a man...

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SashaSue's avatar

No man looks good in skinny jeans no matter what they believe Hahaha

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JB's avatar

Ditto

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T.'s avatar

JB,

Its so typical to see the idiocy of internet users who can't detect irony, or jest in words printed on a screen.

You taking what a said literally clearly shows your inability to view the same situation from alternate perspectives.

No wonder your rants get so few responses

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JB's avatar

Maybe you're just not a very good writer and you blame the reader for not getting it.

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JB's avatar

Love you. :-)

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T.'s avatar

Just great !

Another not so secret admirer?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Oh the travesty of being so damn cute, and cuddly. Its a curse!

It pains me, so !!

ARGH !!!!

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JB's avatar

You're the best!

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JB's avatar

fyi {The parentheses mean I'm writing in invisible ink now...} (Further down this thread, btw, he starts talking about himself in the third person.)

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D D's avatar

T. I'll bet you are a lot nicer to be around, without losing that wicked sense you have.

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T.'s avatar

No one ever said I was normal. 8-)

And the term normal has become derogatory at this point, with the sheep being addressed as "Normies".

I used to think being "normal" was a good thing, but now I'm not so sure.

What's it like to be around T ?

You can call James Goodrich, or I'll provide you a synopsis:

Hopefully:

Happy times,

enjoying the occasional belly laugh,

flat out honest, hopefully without being stupid,

discussing life's experiences, both good and bad,

love of food, trucks, welding and cars, home remodeling projects

But most of all ?

dedication to the end, if you're proven to be a true friend.

Yes, I'm one of those idiots who would lay down their life for their friend without second thoughts.

That's from my "skewed" perception, so take it for what it's worth.

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James Goodrich's avatar

Your one of a kind T, God bless you!!!!

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T.'s avatar

Haha.

Thats what my therapist said before I threw him off the Eiffel Tower for calling me Shirley.

You can call me Laverne, but don't ever call me Shirley.😠

Imagine the horror of someone saying to you,

"Why Shirley, you must be kidding?"😳

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Potatodots's avatar

LOL!!!

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